The Half-Billionaire's Buying Guide - Good Goods

So you live in Zephyrhills Florida, and have just won the Powerball. Well its time to answer your own age old question: What would I buy if I won a stupid amount of money? Well ponder no more, The Wheel Men have the only buying guide youll need. Now granted; were so very much hoping that you are not a 94 year old 3-wheeling President of the Tapioca Preservation Society, who hasnt owned a motorcar since 1935. We pray (non-denominationally of course), that you are in fact a 20- something with a death wish and a heavy left foot. We will carefully guide you on this trip to your own glorious demise, with an experts lead on which horsepower laden sled will fit your dubious needs. How about some points of interest to stop, and perhaps take in an eyeful or two of the worlds finest highway vistas in your twilight? You will of course become quite parched during such a journey, so youll want to bring copious amounts of top shelf booze. Just for good measure- should you run out of fuel after 15 minutes of full throttle mania (True fans will decipher that as the trademark of a Bugatti Veyron.), youll want to have a good cigar for smoke signals to your roadside assistance helis on approach. So adorn your very best smoking jacket, grab yourself a tumbler of 150 year old Gran Marnier, and imagine this is YOUR STORY!

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